Travelling home from Mom and Dad's yesterday - we got to the T intersection just down from our place... ahead of us we can see 4 men standing on a verandah enjoying a drink at the end of a hard days work.... two of these men do not have shirts on....
Jade "oh.... they have no shirts on... they SHOULD have shirts on.... that's NOT a good look!"
Me "Just like when Daddy doesn't wear a shirt?"
Jade "yup"
Me "so, did you want to tell Daddy that he has to wear a shirt all the time?" (hoping that Jade may convince him to wear shirts)
Jade "oh no.... Daddy is ok to not wear a shirt....."
(damn!!)
After Blake's first hair cut
Jade "Oh Blake, you're one sexy little dude!"
Rob was away - and I'd said to Jade on Monday night that she had to help me and be good while Daddy is away.... so I was having one of the quickest showers in he history of showers (the joys of kids! no more nice long showers)... and I can hear Jade talking to Blake...
Jade "Blake, you know while Daddy is away - you have to be really really good for Mummy, now put THAT down!"
On the way home from daycare today, Jade handed Blake a little picture of a person that she'd drawn and cut out .....
Jade "here you go Blake, I made this JUST FOR YOU!"
Blake then grabs the little person paper - rips it.....
Jade "*SCREAM* Oh No!!!! he's RIPPED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Blake then proceeded to EAT the little paper man....
Gran gave the kids money for Christmas - the intention was that it would go into their Bank Accounts, but - Jade found out that Xander got to use a voucher to buy his own toys at the toy shop and Jade asked if she could spend her money at the toy shop too.... so today, we went to Big W....
Jade "with my money, I'm going to buy a new DS game...... *slight pause*.... with Blake's money - he's going to buy me this Big Barbie Castle" (poor Blake.....) (oh - and the barbie castle was $119 - so there was no way Blake was going to buy that for Jade - or me for that matter)
Blake ended up getting some "baby" size blocks..... so about twice the size of the Duplo blocks....
Jade "Blake, REALLY, wants to share these with me.... *two minutes happy play* NO BLAKE.... LEAVE THEM... I'M PLAYING WITH THEM!!!!!!"
I'll try to post more of these as they happen.... just some of the things aren't things that are blog worthy - not that they're rude... just that in years to come - Jade will hate me for posting it... :)
2 comments:
Very similar to the two blobies i have. Older sister is exactly the same.
Question to 1st child.... Would you like a vegemite and cheese sandwich? No thanks dad.
Question to 2nd child...Would you like a vegemite and cheese sandwich? Yes thanks.
2 minutes later. Can i have his sandwich he's not eating it.
RDF
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